Hilarious And Savage Replies To The Classic Dialogues Every Indian Parent Uses

These quick comebacks can add some humor to the usual parent-child conversations and maybe even leave your parents speechless!

Olivia Sarkar | Sep 04, 2024, 16:23 PM IST

These quick comebacks can add some humor to the usual parent-child conversations and maybe even leave your parents speechless!

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Hilarious And Savage Replies

Indian parents are known for their classic one-liners that every child has heard at least once. But what happens when you give a witty comeback? Here are some savage replies to the most common dialogues:

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Dialogue: "Why can't you be more like [cousin's name]?"

Reply- Because [cousin's name] is also asking why they can’t be more like me!

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Dialogue: "This is for your own good."

`Reply- Then why does it feel so bad?

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Dialogue: "You won't understand until you have kids."

Reply- I think I’ll stick to pets!

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Dialogue: "You're too young to understand."

Reply- Then let me know when I'm old enough to explain it to you!

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Dialogue: "Be home by 9!"

Reply- Even Cinderella got until midnight!

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Dialogue: "You're always on your phone!"

Reply- But you’re always on my case!

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Dialogue: "I walked 10 km to school!"

Reply- Is that why you’re always tired now?

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Dialogue: "Because I said so!"

Reply- And because I Googled it!

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Dialogue- "Money doesn’t grow on trees!"

Reply- Then why are you always asking me for change?

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Dialogue: "What will people say?"

Reply- They'll probably ask if I got my sense of humor from you!

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Dialogue: "When I was your age..."

Reply- Were dinosaurs your classmates too?

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